April 2011
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Tour
As I biked from Downtown Minneapolis back home today, I was crossing the beautiful Stone Arch Bridge. Who was coming from the other direction? About 20 people on a Segway Tour.
They looked like dorks.
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Growing up
I remember when I was a kid, the idea of taking a nap was preposterous. Now in college, a nap is a special treat. I just want to sleep.
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Furbies
Andre: when the last of us who knew of them dies...that's when they will rise
they'll take over
and the world will never be the same
Emily: i know
but at least we'll be dead
Andre: and watching from hell no doubt
Emily: omg yes
partyin' partyin'
yeah
in the flames of eternal hellfire
Emily honored me...
Emily: Haha, I don't know.
I was just being Miley (Emily)
Andre: Haha...Miley is Emily scrambled?
Emily: YES!
OMG,
I never realized that.
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hurricanem asked: OMG, I love your blog. xxx
July 2010
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June 2010
5 posts
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It's been one of those days...
You know those days where you’re just feeling off? That’s how I felt today. Where even the littlest things get to you. I had to work, so this only added to the problem - customers making little comments I’d normally shrug off made me want to scream at them.
I think today I just hated humanity.
The Motherland is Spying →
Russian spies in America? Sounds like we’re back to the Cold War days, folks.
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“I don’t know what to do with all of these dollar bills!”
– I’m a lowly cashier at Target in Duluth, Minnesota. Canadians often visit, especially during the summer. Handing back cash to a lady, she apparently was flustered by her bulging wallet, stuffed with $1 bills. I find it odd that we’re one of the only countries that seems to utilize our...
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The vuvuzela is an instrument of torture →
Apparently, a US Army civilian in Germany got so fed up with the constant noise of the vuvuzela from his neighbor (I would assume coming from the television), that he threatened to kill them with an axe. With results like these, I’m surprised the US military hasn’t used them at Gitmo.
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